The Kingdom of Womble 8077 is a colossal, socially progressive nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 8.081 billion Womble 8077ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, with Healthcare, Welfare, and Public Transport also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.2%.

The strong Womble 8077ian economy, worth 368 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Average income is 45,621 dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 294,035 per year while the poor average 2,859, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Womble 8077's national animal is the wolf, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Womble 8077 is ranked 235,516^th in the world and 9,314^th in Chicken overlords for Most Patriotic, with 3.19 flags saluted per person per day.